Secrets & Lies by Josh Gross

Josh Gross’s collection of short fiction (or collection of nonfiction, or fictionalized nonfiction, or some combination of all of the above, depending on how you look at it) span a variety of both funny and distressing topics. A barista tries to  treat a homeless man like a human being much to the chagrin of his boss and coworkers, a young couple deals with an abortion, a girl kidnaps a cat, and more than a few people get their hearts stepped on. More than anything, though, these stories are about the often painful experience of growing up.

The collection, aptly titled Secrets & Lies, is composed of stories that feel incredibly honest while others are more like a jolting romp through imagination. It’s difficult to tell where the nuggets of truth are in these stories, but all of them have an intensity of spirit and depth that can’t be denied.

His first story, “The Dog House,” is arguably one of the best stories in the collection. It tells the story of a young couple buying a dog together (a droopy-eared lovable mutt named Elvis) but this, like many of Gross’s stories, is really about the complicated world of relationships. It’s about the feelings of alienation and confusion that come from being left behind, whether you be dog or man. At times funny, at many times heartbreaking, this story pulls at the heartstrings and the funny bone almost equally.

One of the shortest pieces (barely five pages long) titled “Echoes” is incredibly simple and yet undeniably poignant. Written as a dialogue between a couple, it’s a conversation I would bet all writers have had with a lover at some point in their lives. The girl is asking her writer boyfriend why he never writes about her, and the discussion unwinds from there ending in his incredibly stirring one line response (sorry, no spoilers here!).

Probably the most shocking story in the collection, “One Friday in April,” is about  a couple dealing with abortion and the painful aftermath of this unhappy event. What makes this story different from other abortion stories you may have read is that it comes from the honest perspective of the man. He isn’t the archetypal jerk who leaves the girl to deal with it herself, nor is he the perfect boyfriend gently smoothing away tears and promising eternal devotion. He is a human being going through an unpleasant and confusing experience with someone who is often closed off and uncommunicative. That’s what Gross does best- he writes stories about real people and how they would really react in these situations.

Summarizing these stories doesn’t do them justice. They are incredibly real and familiar, and while they are fiction, often it feels as if these stories are your own. These are the kinds of soul-molesting stories that are difficult to forget, and would be a shame to miss out on.

Laura Reviews…Home Decor Books!

I’m blogging over at the Pure Home blog pretty frequently these days, and thought I’d share with you all a recent post I did over there about home decor books! Check it out and make sure to read the rest of the post.

The Short, Short Hitchhiker by Stanley Gurcze


I opened up my small mailbox (just barely big enough to fit one book, ok, maybe two) the other day and inside was this short, short autobiography by a short, short man. The good people over at Virginia Avenue Press had decided to send me their newest title to review, and review it I will.

I’m going to admit, I never would have bought this book had I seen it in a store (or more likely, online). “Not another On the Road! Not another Into the Wild!” I would have exclaimed, rolling my eyes and passing it by. How could I have known that not only was it nothing like those books, but that I would actually enjoy it more than both those highly regarded novels.

The Short, Short Hitchhiker is an unbelievably funny and interesting autobiography by a man, now sadly deceased, named Stanley Gurcze. At an all too brief 136 pages Stanley weaves his many stories of hitchhiking across the United States (mostly through Nevada, Arizona, and Texas) and how he came to be a  homeless roamer.

This is the exact opposite of a “woe is me” story, although much woe can be felt from the loss of his legs below the knee when he was young. Aside from that, Stanley is an insightful, amusing storyteller and this book entertains far more than saddens. He describes his travels and interactions with some of the people who pick him up from cops to swindlers to the governor of Nevada. I found myself laughing out loud in amazement at some of the things Stanley wrote about, and was disappointed when the book ended.

This is a little gem of a book written by someone who simply wanted to tell stories, his stories. It’s rare to find a manuscript written purely for the sake of storytelling, without the driving desire to be rich or famous or respected through being a published author. I wish more books had the raw honesty of this memoir, and I highly suggest you all give it a read.

How this book came to be published is almost as good of a story as the book itself. Stanley sent his manuscript to an editor who once gave him a ride, Richard Menzies, who eventually got it published by Nevada publisher Virginia Avenue Press.  For more about Menzies and excerpts of the book read aloud, watch here:

The Princess Bride by William Goldman

*Warning: Spoilers ahead. 


When I was about ten years old I attended a sleep over party at which I was introduced to the cinematic masterpiece The Princess Bride. Years later, the film remained on my favorite movies list. I introduced the film to as many people as I could: friends, younger siblings, even boyfriends. I still have the DVD sitting among the five other DVDs I currently own.

Needless to say, The Princess Bride had an impact on me. Now, fifteen years after being first introduced to the film, I have read the book it was based on.

William Goldman wrote The Princess Bride in 1973, claiming that it is an abridged version of a novel written by an S. Morgenstern. The book features the story (very close to the film version) and asides from Goldman himself, explaining why he cut certain sections and inserting short personal anecdotes (all of which are fictional).

In the book he mentions that his father read him the “original version” when he was a boy, and now that he has a son of his own he wanted to pass on this tradition. In reality, no such version exists, Goldman doesn’t have a son (he has two daughters), and he of course wrote the book entirely himself.

The story, if you have been living under a rock since 1973, is a fantasy about the love between Buttercup and Westely, and the trials/tribulations they must overcome to be together. If you’ve ever heard anyone say, “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!” you may cease your wondering: the quote is from this book.

The story is romantic, but mostly it is a comedy. The film features many of the best jokes from the book, but the book has even more comedic elements the film lacks. Goldman’s introduction and asides are incredibly witty, and I found myself more than once laughing out loud (and remember, I’ve seen the movie at least 20 times).

The book also features the back stories of Fezzik and Inigo, a welcome addition to the primary knowledge of the two lovable characters.  Prince Humperdinck is also given more character development in the book, as is the relationship he has with Buttercup during Westley’s absence.

The only complaint I have of the book is the depiction of Buttercup. In the film she is certainly the dullest character, but in the book she is described as an absolute moron. Westely and Humperdinck frequently ridicule her lack of intelligence, while she herself is constantly thinking about how stupid she is. She is often described as beautiful and stupid.

I have read that Goldman wrote this story more or less for his daughters (who, it is said, asked for a story about a “bride” and a “princess”). I would think a man writing for his daughters might give them a female character to aspire to, not one to be mocked. That said, his male characters (ALL of the other characters, apart from a witch and the King’s wife, neither of which have much page-time) are very engaging.

Fans of the film won’t be  disappointed by the book, and if you have never seen the movie I recommend both highly.

Still here, just barely.

It’s been some time since I’ve posted anything on here, and I feel like my faithful readers deserve an explanation.

Here it is: I’m just too busy.

Editing the journalistic content for Line Zero, book editing for Pink Fish Press, reading submissions for Pif, and starting my new job as a copy writer for PureHome.com has left me with little time for sleep, let alone blogging. I’ll still post here every now and again to talk about the books I’m reading and what exciting projects I’m working on, but there will no longer be a regular posting schedule.

I suggest subscribing to my blog for email notifications when I update so you don’t have to check back randomly to see if I’ve posted. I love this blog and won’t let it die, but it needs to go on the back burner for a little while.

Thanks for reading.

The Writer magazine September 2011

I picked up this magazine while (yet again) browsing the magazine aisle of Barnes & Noble. It’s been some time since the last issue of Poets & Writers came out and I was curious to try out another magazine on writing.

One nifty aspect of this magazine is the “Take Note” section which holds little blurbs throughout that may be of interest to a writer. One is a few short paragraphs on using ellipsis to indicate a pause in dialogue (and what you could do instead). Another is a brief account of how one freelance writer keeps organized, yet another talks about “telling details” in  Aimee Bender’s The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake. 

In this section the reader gets a  quick look into writing tips, publishing news, and even technology. One interesting short article talked about “Autography,” a new technology that allows authors to “autograph” e-books through downloadable pages. Personally I think this totally defeats the point of getting an autograph, of being able to feel the indentation your favorite writer made with a pen right in front of you. Maybe I’m just a stick in the mud, but not everything can be replaced with a flashy new e-version.

Other sections offer slightly longer pieces (about one page) on topics such as “4 Tips for creating an engaging fantasy series character” and “Why we need pain to write.”

This publication also offers a list of publishers (listed alphabetically) that a writer might want to send their work to.

This magazine is very much for the beginner writer who wants a quick introduction to the world of writing. Designed for those with short attention spans, this magazine holds many different topics which all can be digested in a matter of minutes. Someone with more experience may find this publication to be lacking (it gives an overview of topics and some basic information, but doesn’t delve deeper into its subjects or offer much new information for the seasoned writer).

That said, it’s a great tool for someone looking to learn a little about a lot in one sitting.

The Advance

I came across an interesting article at NyMag.com today about debut novel advances. Sure, I knew that at some point in the past publishers shelled out fantastic advances to writers (new and proven alike) for their novels. I had no idea they were still doing it.

According to the article, a laid off  copy writer named Chad Harbach recently pulled in a $650,000 advance for his debut novel The Art of Fielding, a book about a gifted shortstop who tries to get his small college to the top of Division III baseball.

Does this novel sound like something I want to run out and buy? No. Would I have ever heard of it at all if its advance wasn’t written about on NyMag.com? Also no. The article also discusses how publishers are using large advances as a marketing ploy: if a publisher is willing to throw down that much money for a novel, it must be good, right?

Not really. Sometimes the books do well, sometimes they don’t make back their publisher’s advances, sometimes they just break even. Only time will tell how Harbach’s baseball tale does in sales, but I can tell you right now it’s going to do much better than if it didn’t get this advance (and consequently, free publicity via NYMag.com).